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1. Møder er bare at smile og pege på et whiteboard. Det ved vi alle sammen.

This is what my Monday 9 AM #Marketing meetings look like. Smile and point to a blank flip chart. They could have at least drawn an idea light bulb💡 #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/1INjGAV2PP
— Raman Bhalla (@raman_bhalla) 13. august 2018

2. "Må skrive nyt blogindlæg" skriver jeg på min gammeldags skrivemaskine.

This is what I title every blog post I write. Yeah, it's repetitious, but oh, well. Plus I write blogs -- which are posted on the internet -- on a manual typewriter. In lower case letters. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/kt5VTfVmeu
— Amy Sorter (@asorter) 12. august 2018

3. Man mangler virkelig et stort rødt stempel-funktion på sin computer.

I've found it greatly speeds my editing work to have a series of stamps pointing out the client's errors. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/vIVG186odC
— John Leman Riley (@riley_leman) 12. august 2018

4. Der er overraskende meget børnearbejde inden for radioverdenen.

#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob

You need youthful energy to work in radio. Most DJs burn out by the age of 9. pic.twitter.com/2BcBtN1HqR
— Carlos Froggy May (@Infrogmation) 11. august 2018

5. VR er det nye, og folk, der designer spil, sidder med VR-briller på hele dagen. Sådan er det.

So yeah, being a game designer is basically writing things I don't see on a unplugged graphic tablet while looking through a VR headset in front of a mac, everything on a sparkling clean desk. Of course, of course. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob #gamedesign pic.twitter.com/vWoFmAwElZ
— Emeka 🦊 (@Emeklaus) 11. juli 2018

6. Grafiske designere og deres blanke skærme, amiright?

As a graphic designer, the key to creating a flawless design is to aimlessly move a stylus across a tablet whilst staring at not one but two blank screens for motivation. Nothing else gets the "creative juices" flowing better.#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/8WRZDVgsCm
— Angelo Roberto (@harakeeri) 17. maj 2018

7. Hvis du skriver en rejseblog, så skal du skrive oven på et kort. Ellers ved du jo ikke, hvor du er.

I'm a travel writer. When I'm on assignment I've always got my fedora, a magnetic compass, a huge map with just time zones on it, a film camera, a tablet with pics of girls in flannel shirts and paper goddamn boarding passes. Yep. That's how we work. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/ZwunbsLXd2
— Evan Rail (@evanrail) 16. maj 2018

8. Logo af logo af logo

“Let’s see how Siobhan is doing with the logo redesi— ah."#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/4sizSt6EKf
— Daniel Benneworth-Gray (@gray) 16. maj 2018

9. Der er ikke noget som at blive kigget over skulderen hele dagen.

I don't know about you, but I love to write with a man beside me telling me how to do it better. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/k8ENEuCRGH
— Gloria Rabil Bankler (@grbankler) 16. maj 2018

10. Laver du lydbøger eller podcasts? Så er det vigtigt at ae mikrofonen. Ellers virker den ikke.

So apparently this #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob hash tag is a thing! Not too hard to find one. This is exactly how I record audio books, eyes closed, caressing my microphone, standing in an ethereal nothingness with soft lighting - they nailed it! #audiobooks pic.twitter.com/rVwQy1vyP6
— Adam Verner (@adam_verner) 15. maj 2018

11. Den største udfordring ved 3D-print er klart at balancere med bogen på hovedet imens.

This is my trick for keeping the build plate level while 3D printing #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/pjn1GRTrJJ
— Laura Taalman (@mathgrrl) 15. maj 2018

12. Det her er UX let fortalt.

You are not a real UX Designer if you haven't mastered the art of inverse writing on the office window in order to produce a absolutely meaningless wireframe. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/ZfI4YBSm4j
— Anke Mehlert (@larryandanke) 15. maj 2018

13. Kan du trykke på din telefon og din computer samtidig?

Elsker stock photos. Elsker fordomme. Elsker at mit job tilsyneladende bedst udføres med simultane tryk på flere skærme men kun med 1 finger på hver. Og diagrammer. Husk diagrammer! #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/XkhFgVvvW8
— Dorte Dejbjerg Arens (@DorteArens) 7. maj 2018

14. Forfattere skriver mange bøger, så de har noget at sidde på. Det ved alle.

Authors have terrible posture because we can't afford chairs and instead sit on piles of our unpublished manuscripts. Every 500 words (typed one-fingered on a typewriter) we reward ourselves by lighting a massive cigar. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/efCiXcMOlu
— Clare Mackintosh (@claremackint0sh) 6. maj 2018

15. Har du fået en studenterhue? Så tag den med på biblioteket. Ellers tror ingen på, at du kan læse.

Because when doing research, I always wear my regalia to the library. How else will people know I have a PhD?! #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/phpkDBGqGc
— Dr. Shiloh Carroll (@medievalismish) 4. maj 2018

16. Forskningskommunikation er mere sexet, end man tror.

Science communication done shirtless and ingesting possibly live wires is science communication done well! #badstockphotosofmyjob #scicomm pic.twitter.com/uAvRW9tUSI
— Shannon N. Albers (@snalbers) 3. maj 2018

17. De sexede journalister med deres gamle aviser. Det er sådan, den gode historie kommer hjem.

As a journalist I always have to look super-sexy, when starring at tons of old paper clippings.#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/lyr5pmBWLb
— Myra Çakan (@MyraCakan) 12. august 2018

18. Du tager den fedora på, og så rører du ikke den kage!

I always wear my hat while writing campaigns and laughing at myself with a piece of untouched cake and cold water by my side. Don't you?#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob #copywriting #depositphotos #stockphoto pic.twitter.com/bjQz0HnJUy
— kristyeliades (@kristyeliades) 23. juli 2018

19. Marketingridderne om det runde bord.

#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob 🤣
Heads-down we sit around a table with a switched off device all the time (then we do not have to talk to each other). 🤪 pic.twitter.com/i7JXvKFXyB
— Jule D. (@JulianeDue) 20. juli 2018

20. Der kræves kæmpe stole til tekstforfattere, ellers kan de ikke skrive. De suger kreativitet fra den ekstra plads i stolen.

Ah yes, copywriters, looking perplexed yet professional in coffee shops all over this land. Also featured, a really unnecessarily massive chair. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/RS57rwE6BL
— Inkspiller (@Inkspiller_) 20. juli 2018

21. Robotter har også følelser, det så vi alle sammen i Westworld.

Working with #AI means that I almost get to hold hands with robots on a daily basis. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/W0PjDgw8K5
— Ami (@heywakeupami) 18. juli 2018

22. Hvis du ikke er hipster og elsker post-its, så kan du desværre ikke arbejde i marketing.

Did you know you can't work in marketing unless you are a hipster, and love coffee and post-it notes?#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob #SocialMediaMarketing pic.twitter.com/fBygDtNPHq
— Social Key (@SocialKeyLTD) 18. juli 2018

23. Står SoMe-medarbejderne nu ude på gangen igen??

Because as social media managers, we love hanging around mezzanine floors. In fours. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob https://t.co/xxAmExZ61V pic.twitter.com/8SLlBabDY1
— Social Bods (@SocialBods) 18. juli 2018

24. Din frokostpause er der selvfølgelig også stockfotos af. Til kvinderne er der sjov salat: